Vandaag iemand nieuw beginnen te volgen op Twitter, met name Shitmydadsays.
Shitmydadsays is de account van een 29-jarige die terug bij zijn ouders inwoont en dingen tweet die zijn vader zegt.
Waarom wil ik zoiets volgen?
Daarom!:
“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”
“I don’t need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I’m old. I’m through moving shit.”
“You look just like Stephen Hawking…Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?… Fine. Forget I said it.”
“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”
“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain’t spitting it out.”
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Leuk hé, ik heb hem een week of 2 geleden ook ontdekt
Wow, he’s what you would call an asshole… I like him!